UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE) the closet? Dee, yore escalating sh1t. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Moore 911. (18 minutes) (Dareth gathers the remaining ninja in his studio.) Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile. I say we bum-rush her and choke her out with her own belt. It was a time when we had to take to the streets and to fight for our rights, when our opponents wanted to keep us in the closet. And when we got out there, the 16-year-old told us he had let the 5-year-old out of the closet and the dad had been abusing him and, you know, keeping him locked in a closet. (Gary is about to see the part where the two fish … We just can't breathe. Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation. After we go up there to save Jay, we take care of business. Dareth: And when you fly your fancy Elemental Dragons up there, just how long do you think the … There's stuff piled on top of us. I'll be trapped in here in time. We can't get out. This is as low as I go, okay? Dareth: I wish I could tell you the mission is gonna be simple. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Yes. People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" It's not. The Radio Drama Episode. 0 (0) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 31: Episode 6 05f: Eva Longoria / Korn Trapped in the Closet Two R. Kelly as “Sylvester”…..Finesse Mitchell Gwendolyn…..Eva Longoria Gurgon…..Kenan Thompson [open on Chicago skyline with title: “R. Trapped in the Closet (2005) I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Sweet Dee: We got to get out of here, Dennis. South Park (1997–…): Season 9, Episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet - full transcript. In case no one told you, we got what we need to stop Nadakhan on the island. Dennis: Damn it, damn it, damn it! A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. We need a plan. Okay, well, plan one is for you to lower your goddamn voice. Live Show Video. Humble folks without temptation. ♪♪ Wooldoor, narrating: it's always been my dream to entertain children. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: A tornado just hit us. Ample parking day or night. ... Carin Gilfry explains how she once accidentally locked herself in a hotel closet, and because today’s show is being broadcast from an opera house stage, Ira is able to take the story to a place he never usually can. Our opera, En Schrank Gefangen, or Trapped in the Closet, was composed by Matt Aucoin, music direction and keyboards by William Hobbs. Fish #2: Don't worry little guy we'll get you out of this closet in no time. The dramatics and the cliff-hanger leaves the audience at the edge of their seat wanting to know more The song is a ongoing narrative, with the lyrics playing the role of the narrator, Sylvester's thoughts and the voice of all three characters. 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